Velvet Buzzsaw (2019)
Director: Dan Gilroy
Starring: Jake Gyllenhaal
After a series of paintings by an unknown artist are discovered, a supernatural force enacts revenge on those who have allowed their greed to get in the way of art.
Chinese Kids Are Getting Their Parents, Their Parents’ Parents, And Their Parents’ Parents’ Parents Involved In A Meme
There’s a new meme in China, and it’s very wholesome. The challenge, called “four generations,” includes four generations of family members making an appearance, from youngest to oldest. A son would call his dad, who then calls his dad, who then calls his dad. And a daughter would call her mom, who calls her mom, who calls her mom. The results are super cute.
The videos are being shared on video app Douyin, the Chinese version of TikTok, under the challenge name, “Four generations under one roof.”
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This is legit the cutest and most wholesome meme omg
john mulaney singlehandedly replaced supernatural’s role of having a gif reference for everything
i understand the historical reasons why English is the most common language
but if I was writing a speculative fiction novel
and I said “the language that most people learn as a second language, usually for professional reasons, is also the only one with a spelling system so terrible that spelling words correctly is a broadcasted competition”
you’d be like “extremely unrealistic 0/10”
i never thought of this, do other languages not have spelling bees?
What
[Scene: Me, passed out on an operating table. A Doctor and Nurse stand beside me]
Doctor: Nurse Bussy, we need two gallons of cum stat, or this boy will die!
Nurse: Doctor masc4masc, we ran out yesterday…
Doctor: Sweet Lorde, if that’s the case, then there is only one thing we can do now.
Nurse: You don’t mean…?
Doctor: Yes, code bukkake is our last and only hope.
Nurse: *soft gasp*
Doctor: *Unbuckling his belt* We must act quick, Nurse Bussy. Gather every person with a penis in this building and have them cum here ASAP!
Nurse: Yessir, I’m on it! *Runs out of the room*
Doctor: *Cranking his meat* I promise you, boy, you will not die under my-UGHNFG FUCKFKCUCK NGHUGH *Cums into an IV bag* You will not die under my watch!
Me leaving the hospital after a successful life-saving cum transfusion:
What evil have I done to deserve this on my dash?
This is the worst post ive ever seen
